Dogs may be descended from majestic wolves, but somewhere along the evolutionary path they traded survival instincts for couch privileges and strong opinions about dinner. From fearing vacuum cleaners to believing the delivery driver is a supervillain, modern dogs have fully embraced their role as slightly confused family members. This light-hearted blog explores how dogs evolved, and the hilarious signs that many of them no longer realise they’re dogs at all.

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